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Monsters vs Aliens (2009)

General W.R. Monger: Say hello to Insectosaurus.
[a woman screams]
General W.R. Monger: Miss Ronson, please. Nuclear waste turned him from a harmless grub into a 350 foot tall monster that attacked Tokyo. Here we have the Missing Link.
[Ronson screams again]
General W.R. Monger: A frozen fish man frozen for 20000 years that scientists defrosted. He escaped and went back to his old watering hole. This handsome fellow is Dr. Cockroach, PhD. The most brilliant scientist in the world he invented a machine to give humans the cockroach's ability to survive. Unfortunately there was a side effect.
[Ronson screams again]
General W.R. Monger: We call this thing B.O.B.
[Ronson screams again]
General W.R. Monger: WILL SOMEONE GET HER OUT OF HERE?
[off-camera sound of Ronson being taken away, china set cracking]
General W.R. Monger: Thank you! A genetically altered tomato was combined with a ranch flavored desert topping - the resulting mass gained consciousness.
General W.R. Monger: And her we have our latest addition, Ginormica.
[Another scream the same as Ronson's is heard, and it turns out to be the President's]
The President of the United States: [composing himself] General, continue.
General W.R. Monger: Her entire body radiates with pure energy, giving her enormous strength and size.

American Dad, Season 7, Episode 2 - Son of Stan

(Repeated lines)
Roger: MYAAAAAHH!

Roger: Are you crazy pushing in the pool! I had 40 hits of Ecstasy in my pocket. [To the kids in the pool] buckle up, kids. [To their stunned parents] their going to have to go to the hospital

from 2 Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Gaz: Donna, a white van should only be driven by a man, hence the expression... "women can't drive"

The I.T. Crowd :

From Blackadder III

(Mrs Miggins) - Bonjour Monsieur

(Blackadder) - What?

(Mrs Miggins) - Bonjour Monsieur,- It's French

(Blackadder) - So is eating frogs, cruelty to geese and urinating in the street, but that's no reason to inflict it on the rest of us.

Adventures In Babysitting (1987)

Blazing Saddles :




Dr. Strangelove :

Groundhog Day :



Meet The Parents :