06-11-2011, 14:23
austin powers :the spy who shagged me
english colonel: we've had reports there's a spy in the ministry of defense. the contents of this room are vital to the country. (approaches fat bastard) be on special alert.
fat bastard: (salutes the colonel) yes, sir.
english colonel: (disgusted) and er, try to lose some weight for god's sake.
fat bastard: (salutes the colonel again) YES SIR!
the english colonel salutes fat bastard, rolls his eyes and leaves
fat bastard: (under his breath) mr english colonel tellin' me to lose weight oh, i'm a hard case, he says well, listen up, sonny jim...i ate a baby! oh, aye baby. the other other white meat. baby: it's what for dinner.
the president:(angry) jiminy jumpin' jesus, i can't believe we're gonna pay that madman. i got nukes up the ying-yang (picks up red telephone) just let me launch one, for god's sake (gen. hawk stops him)
gen. hawk: sir, are you suggesting that we blow up the moon?
the president: would you miss it? (looks around the room) would you miss it?
english colonel: we've had reports there's a spy in the ministry of defense. the contents of this room are vital to the country. (approaches fat bastard) be on special alert.
fat bastard: (salutes the colonel) yes, sir.
english colonel: (disgusted) and er, try to lose some weight for god's sake.
fat bastard: (salutes the colonel again) YES SIR!
the english colonel salutes fat bastard, rolls his eyes and leaves
fat bastard: (under his breath) mr english colonel tellin' me to lose weight oh, i'm a hard case, he says well, listen up, sonny jim...i ate a baby! oh, aye baby. the other other white meat. baby: it's what for dinner.
the president:(angry) jiminy jumpin' jesus, i can't believe we're gonna pay that madman. i got nukes up the ying-yang (picks up red telephone) just let me launch one, for god's sake (gen. hawk stops him)
gen. hawk: sir, are you suggesting that we blow up the moon?
the president: would you miss it? (looks around the room) would you miss it?