If only it was an hour - I'm still muted from Alice's last show, which was 3 days ago now. I didn't even say anything out of line, just stated a hard truth.
Looks like I'll have to complain to customer services again to get myself unmuted.
hold the fort,mr p and lori tonight, go see his tweet on twitter ,rotfl
He hasn't said he's doing anything with Lori as far as I can tell, he just replied vaguely to someone who suggested it. I highly doubt Lori would do a mr.p show.
be hysterical if they did
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It's Alice & Mr. P special tonight (not a lot special about it now) vs the Return of Caty Cole. I think Caty wins that battle.
Will be shite ^
Blur scam with Alice again
Caty tamed on the regular channels
Text the words TIP GOAL to 76357 to see two cardboard cut outs of your favourite babes going at it hard for just 90 thousand credits
Text the word PUSSY to see your favourite babe blocking the said body part with her hand in full pervcam for just 1 million credits
Text the word VIBE to see your favourite babe activate the vibratoy on full power as it rattles around on the floor chasing an irritating studio spider in thoroughly disorientated fashion.
All this in sparkling, top quality blurredcam for 500 billion credits
If you do all three you will be entered into a prize draw for the chance to win the vibratoy box personally signed by Mr P
Woman's prerogative to be late for things