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(24-03-2014 11:00 )The Silent Majority Wrote: [ -> ]How did you know about our plans to annex part of Cumbria and Northumberland

That's supposed to be top secret

Top secret?? You lot have previous form for trying to nick it before

Hey, don't look at us

The Italian builders you commissioned built the wall in the wrong place

(25-03-2014 10:32 )The Silent Majority Wrote: [ -> ]Hey, don't look at us

The Italian builders you commissioned built the wall in the wrong place

Dont worry the eastern europeans we are using this time have experience of huge walls

WOW! If the Independence vote is yes. The papers are reporting that Alex Salmond is going to replace the Queen on the Scottish pound

With Caty Cole?

You don't know Eck very well, do you?

With himself, of course

only one person could replace the Queen on the pound and thats Lorraine Kelly

Please say that we'll be able to deport Lorraine Kelly if the Independance vote is yes..

I've never understood why she doesn't come with subtitles.

(01-04-2014 09:42 )Charlemagne Wrote: [ -> ]Please say that we'll be able to deport Lorraine Kelly if the Independance vote is yes..

Don't worry, we're going to offer her the job of Queen

Before Eck gets a chance to declare himself Emperor

Lorraine Kelly hasn't offered any support to the campaign for an independent Scotland, declining to express an opinion either way, so I don't think they would make her queen. She wouldn't get deported from the UK though, in the event of an independent Scotland, as Scots living in England would still be UK nationals with UK passports.