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So are you asking us to be gentle tomorrow or tonight?

(09-04-2010 12:05 )rickhardo Wrote: [ -> ]So are you asking us to be gentle tomorrow or tonight?

Wouldn't matter either way ricker seeing as, both conversationally and sexually, I am clumsier than Frankenstein's monster trying to solve a Rubik's cube whilst wearing boxing gloves. Luckily, if she was being completely honest with us, I believe Elle would admit to being quite partial to a bit of ruddy, heavy-handed fumbling.

Oops, I've just given myself a "Buzz" (it's much the same as a "Woody" ... just not quite as popular).

Hey ELLE, thank you for thanking me,maybe you could now thank me for thanking you for thanking me or if it's getting too confusing maybe we could get together and thank each other off
At the risk of sounding soft (which after those last caps i'm most definitely not ) i've had a thing for beautiful eye make-up since i first saw Siouxsie Sioux many years ago on The Tube and over the years i have come to really admire the artistry involved, (may well explain my love of goth girls) I'm not surprised to hear you are trained in this art as your make-up always looks so good.


PS. Thanks for the caps FS the third one just proves my point.

Considering how I feel after today after my night out last night, Elle looks fandabbydozytastic on screen, I can't even tell she was out late on a school night! How are you feeling today Elle, was it a good night out?

Having just woke up i turn on the TV and there she is in all her resplendent scarlet haired glory, oh life is good (and i've got wood), one thing does vex me though, "How can ELLE look THAT good after a night out?" I think it proves ELLE is no mere mortal she is in fact an exquisitely original femme fatale of her own making,able to consume vast amounts of intoxicating liquids and then dance and party with more ferocity than a whole family of angry tigers only to appear just hours later looking calm,rested and fresher than a spring morning in the Alps. Proof indeed that ELLE is a woman not just to be admired but worshiped and loved (and when she isn't looking,smelt) nothing else,not even in nature,can fill you with the euphoria that just one quick look at this stunning young blessing of a being is able to,we should therefore rejoyce that we are able to set our eyes to such beauty and give thanks to ELLE herself for letting us share our mornings with her,so come one,come all,and repeat,ELLE WE THANK YOU,ELLE WE LOVE YOU,ELLE WE ARE YOURS COMAND US AND WE WILL GO FORTH AND DO YOUR BIDDING,FOR WE ARE THE RED ARMY AND YOU ARE OUR LEADER.

WTF?

That is the best-looking hangover I've ever seen. As for LG's post, well perhaps Elle wasn't the only one on the piss!

Probably Mescaline in his case!

(10-04-2010 09:05 )rickhardo Wrote: [ -> ]As for LG's post, well perhaps Elle wasn't the only one on the piss!

Maybe. Though I still haven't ruled out PVC poisoning from the inside of his gimp mask. By the way, nice new avatar ricker ... we can only hope that's not your contribution to the "El Bikini" campaign.

It's a self portrait.