The UK Babe Channels Forum

rickhardo, I wasn't invited to the awards ceremony so should I expect my 'Rickie' for "Creepiest pervert with a wig fixation" through the mail?

Elle, you'll have to let your cameraman know that it worked really well having the camera close-up for half the show this morning. We were so close we could almost feel the disappointment in your eyes at what we were doing at home.

Oh, and I liked the moments when you rested the microphone upon your cleavage. I'm sure there must have been some sort of symbolism at work there but it was a bit too subtle for me.

I actually had you pencilled in for "Best Provider of a Dissertation Subject for a Psychology Student" FS. It's in the post - though your award is a statue of a padded cell.

I've always been a fan of Elle but this morning just took it to a new level! She was absolutely stunningly gorgeous and so, so sexy. She needs to be on our screens more often.

rickhardo Wrote:I actually had you pencilled in for "Best Provider of a Dissertation Subject for a Psychology Student" FS. It's in the post - though your award is a statue of a padded cell.

Thanks ricker, though my other personalities think the 'psychology' thing is a little unnecessary. I would ask that you don't "pencil me in" this weekend, I was planning on doing a lot of sitting down the next few days (again, had to be done).

Elle, whilst preparing those screen caps I posted of you the other day, I managed to find some that, shall we say, aren't so flattering ... facially speaking. I could keep these caps to myself ... for the right price. I was thinking maybe dinner? ... or possibly the Kinsey from cover to cover?? It's up to you.

C'mon guys. Does it really only take me getting carted off to hospital for two days for Elle's thread to nearly fall off the front page?? And it's not as if she was absent again 'cos she was on this morning (Monday) looking hot and rockin' the best pair on tv (eyes, that is).

How do I know that if I was in hospital? Because, as I lay on the floor waiting for the ambulance to arrive, I programmed the Sky+ to record 948 three times a day just in case she was on. Now that's devotion for ya.

Oh, and Elle, the clock is ticking for those 'unflattering' caps of you. And I will accept silence as a refusal to comply, you have been warned (jeez, blackmail just doesn't have the impact it used to in the old days!).

Was she on yesterday? Bugger!

More pics of the gorgeous Elle P





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For those of you that need a heads up, Elle said at the end of Monday's show that she would next be on Thursday morning at 5.30am. Personally, I'm hoping that she'll only be wearing a sombrero, some green diving flippers and Gulliver the Seagull from Fingerbobs.

Okay Elle, time's up. I admire your poker face in calling my 'bluff' ... problem is, I wasn't bluffing ... so here comes the burn, ouch!!



AAAhhhhhhHAHAHAHAHAHA!! GOTCHA!! Oh man, look how silly you look in those photos! ... so silly ... and a little bit hot ... hot and silly ... very hot and silly ... well, just hot really ... damn!!! How do I keep losing to you?? That's it ... I ... I ... I hate you Elle. There, I said it. You're funnier AND smarter than me (without even trying) and you still look great even when you don't. I can't win. I'm never watching you on tv again! Goodbye.

(PS: see ya tomorrow morning babe. Luv ya).

(PPS: my head hurts).

Admit it FS, you were just out of shot on that first pic.