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cheers i've missed her

Thinking about it, that chaise longue ('old-looking chair' for those of you who are just in it for the flesh) on 948 had Kirsten Imrie AND Elle resting upon it within the space of 24 hours this week. Lucky sod.

As a consequence, there are now officially NO PRIZES for guessing my answer if I'm asked as what I would like to be reincarnated.

Actually, I've changed my mind. I'd rather come back as 'Jazzy' (Elle's pink radio). Spending all day sat next to Elle waiting for her to turn me on by twiddling my knob (he shoots ... HE SCORES! and Forum Style progresses to the final of the Innuendo Cup!!).

Is Jazzy waterproof? I'm just thinking about those bathroom moments. As usual.

More to the point, if Jazzy isn't waterproof ... does that mean my plans to change it's name to 'Jizzy' would have terminal consequences?!

Regardless, I have noticed that it has been 10 days since Elle last posted here so, inkeeping with the male tradition of being way too clingy and paranoid in any relationship, let's try to work out what we did wrong that would scare Elle away. Okay, in the previous 115 posts, we have:

Opted to call someone else instead of Elle, noted a photoshoot of her "wasn't my kind of thing", incorrectly identified one of her fetish outfits, claimed she's not innocent, compared her to the devil, called her anti-social, posted nude photos of her, called her skinny, accused her of kidnapping and sexual molestation and threatened to masturbate onto her personal property.

Nope, we've all been very well behaved. It must be her. (Women!).

Seeing Elle this morning makes me want to take the day off and only work my right hand

Yeah Elle's looking really sexy in her nurses uniform and those little red panties.

Yeah, Elle is lookin' sexy as hell! Constant panty flash!

I'm not convinced of the efficacy of a nurse who makes you need to go and see another nurse, but Elle, you looked amazing this morning. xx

rickhardo Wrote:I'm not convinced of the efficacy of a nurse who makes you need to go and see another nurse, but Elle, you looked amazing this morning. xx

hi rikhardo

any chance of clips elle looked stunning