1,213,010 ... That's the BASH TV logo back on screen ... 1,213,009 ... all we need now is a time, Elle? ...
(Unless of course you're on screen by the time this gets read ... then the only thing we'd need is a multi-purpose 'smile/semi' remover and a post-coital glass of Ribena).
Great news lads Elle's back on 948 looking as gorgeous as ever.
Finally the wait is over. She's looking so sexy that i think i might just be a little delayed in getting to work today.
If I'm honest Elle, it's taken so long for you to get back on our screens that I'm over you now. Sure, I can remember that you used to look kinda hot but that was ages ago and ...
... wait, she's on now?? Let me go look. Back in 2 secs ...
Holy crap. Okay Elle, you still got it. If I don't post a message for the next 2 minutes and 37 seconds, just assume that I'm busy.
Her eyes are sexier than most girl's whole bodies!
Dreamlander
Even though I run the risk of sounding like Shaggy when I type this, but...
... great work Scoob.
And for those of you that missed Elle signing off this evening, she'll be back on our screens at 5.30 tomorrow morning (Tuesday). I'll be there with knobs on (I know that doesn't quite work as an innuendo but it's the best I could come up with at short notice).
Balls! I missed her - I'd already started work by then. Thank the Lord for the cappers!
Who is the blonde on just now? Love what she is wearing.