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Thirded. (Is 'thirded' a word?? I would put ' You can add a tertiary consideration to your continued ubiquitousness' but I wouldn't want to get 'pantsed' by the older boys for being a nerd).

Thanks alot everyone But I really dont know for sure when that will be. Im getting major withdrawl symptoms here! Il get back on tv no matter what though and keep u posted!

Thanks again,
Elle xx

Nice to hear from you elle hope you're doing ok.

Hi elle im missing the den

You're getting withdrawal symptoms? Just think of all of us tuning in every day, holding on to the vain hope that you'll be there to greet us with a smile. God, I'm getting all emotional now. Come back soon babe! xx

rickhardo,

I know it's both paraphrasing and out of context, but I HAVE to point out that in your last post you said "...think of us tuning in every day, holding on to the vain...".

In my defence, I only held on to the vein that one time Elle was wearing a netted top over her bra and I definitely wasn't proud of myself afterwards.

(See what happens Elle when you're off our screens for a while?? Only filth can satisfy the craving that innuendo used to assuage. I blame you entirely).

(PS: Miss ya).

Fuging brilliant mate. iwas going to say you're the master, but then TMOMD might have got involved.

Has anyone noticed elle's gone pink.

Forum Style Wrote:rickhardo,

I know it's both paraphrasing and out of context, but I HAVE to point out that in your last post you said "...think of us tuning in every day, holding on to the vain...".

In my defence, I only held on to the vein that one time Elle was wearing a netted top over her bra and I definitely wasn't proud of myself afterwards.

(See what happens Elle when you're off our screens for a while?? Only filth can satisfy the craving that innuendo used to assuage. I blame you entirely).

(PS: Miss ya).

You're a very rude man! But the absence of Elle is going to cause trouble eventually. Never mind Swine Flu, the great Ellewithdrawal pandemic of 2009 will still be spoken of in hushed tones for centuries to come. Miss you Elle. xx

Nothing rude about it rickhardo. I merely inferred that, upon viewing Elle looking hot in her unmentionables, I eased my sky-rocketing blood pressure by maleating the carotid artery in my neck. In other words, let he who is without smut cast the first bone. Or something.

I think it's fairly safe to say that, if Elle is getting back on our screens at some stage, it won't be for her previous employers.