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You know what rickhardo ... kill Chester. Judgemental little sod never appreciated all the effort I put in to keep him entertained (you should have seen his sulky face on 'role-playing Wednesdays' just because I wanted to be Richard Gere again).

Now that we're okay again Elle (???) let us know when you're on next and I'll be sure to watch the whole show (well, unless Amber is on the other side ... she's hot). Too soon to joke about it? Fair enough.

I never realised you could get so much meat off a hamster.

(12-08-2009 09:31 )rickhardo Wrote: [ -> ]I never realised you could get so much meat off a hamster.

It's true, one of the best things about Chester was that he owned and managed his own butcher's shop. I miss his meaty shanks.

Elle, I can sense from your silence that I've still not reached a satisfactory level of atonement for you. So, if you'd like, I can come round to your place and do some odd jobs for you (sort of like one of those community service orders ... whatever they are?!). Here's a rough outline of my services...

1. I could trim your bush for you while you watch...
2. We could both use a hoe and then clear away anything that was dead...
3. I could put up a small erection in your front garden...
4. And finally I'd sprinkle some seed over your bed.

And, as a special treat, I could do things to your back passage that would leave you gobsmacked. All better now? Thought so.

Ok deal... I need some drilling done too then we are quits ok?

Il be on Sat morning

xxxx

(12-08-2009 19:51 )ElleBabe Wrote: [ -> ]Ok deal... I need some drilling done too then we are quits ok?

That works for me Elle. Although, my drill-bit is pretty worn out at the moment (I hold you and your cleavage entirely responsible for that eventuality). But if the job you need doing is, for example, to hang a picture for you ... I could rummage around in your toolbox and then find something to nail you good and hard.

(Actually, can we drop the DIY innuendos now? Getting silly.)

Oh, and don't worry about Amber, she can't hold a candle to you (oh great, now I've got the mental image of Amber 'holding a candle' to Elle ... the soft glow of the flickering flame illuminating their bodies ... the rivulets of hot wax cascading down their... erm ... christ, I'd better go. See ya Saturday.

If anyone detects that my usual swagger is a bit less 'swaggery' in this post, you'd be right. Why? Because I just sent Elle a photo of me and I'm having one of those 'what have I done?' moments. Oh well, done now.

If you think you can hear the sound of a redhead vomitting ... you probably can. If anyone wants me, I'll be hiding under my desk.

For those of you wondering what Elle thought of my photo, I did receive a PM from her (at least I think it was for me ... it was addressed to Uggo McCrap-face). After that, it simply degenerated into swearing and threats of sexual violence. All in all ... not a bad response!

Well, Elle is on my tv (not literally) so I'm off to enjoy the show. Man, just think if Elle ever "did a Kirsten" and did the show drunk. How would that look? Erm, something like this probably ...







You can almost smell the 80% proof tears from here.

Great caps there mate...she's hammered!

Elle you're looking sexy as ever this morning.
Are you on this channel permanent now ?

(15-08-2009 09:26 )thinwhiteduke Wrote: [ -> ]Elle you're looking sexy as ever this morning.
Are you on this channel permanent now ?

Hopefully yes xxxxx

On again next Friday and Sunday xxxxxx