Okay Elle, I've figured it out. To see a photo of me (no, one of my face), I'll send you a PM with a link for you to copy/paste into your browser. The link will take you to my photo on an image hosting site. Genius. All I ask is that you don't post it on the thread (I don't think the gay community could handle the influx of new recruits if you did).
But I'll wait until you say it's okay to send you a PM. I know I don't have to ask but it would be my first PM (who said "virgin!"?) and it seemed only polite to ask first.
Plus, if you could let us know when you're on tv next. Ta.
I know it flies in the face of forum ettiquette & privacy laws, but rather than troubling Elle with PMs and yourself with uploading to Image hosting sites, I thought it far easier to post a link to your photo here Forum Style.
http://pixelup.net/images/65293484forum_style.jpg
Cheeky bastard Skate - that's me!
I wonder why the 'tutu' images were taken down, I've posted sexier ones than that of Elle and they didn't seem to mind. I'll investigate.
Oh thanks skate, now Elle will expect me to look like the fine piece of man-ass in your photo! I can't compare to him. I don't have that whole 'Sonny Bono/Eddie the Eagle Edwards' vibe going on that women love so much. By the way, my photo album is also missing the one with me, Cliff Thorburn and a butt-plug shaped like the Hexagon, Reading. Seen it?
Of course, Elle did say that she'd like to know what we look like and yet, so far, I am the only one to stick their head above the parapet. I'm not complaining but it does put more pressure on me to measure up (so to speak). I could probably get away with being a bit of an 'uggo' if, for example, rickhardo and skateguy also sent Elle a photo and they turned out to be 'man-candy for the bitches' (not my words).
Add to that the fact that Elle has already declared her lustful desire to get revenge on me and it leaves me with little chance of achieving a favourable critique. And I cannot lose to Elle again. It's embarrassing. I can count on one hand the number of victories I've gained over Elle and, especially when she's on tv in her undies, that hand is occupied with more vigorous activities than mere counting.
Still, I suit martyrdom. Bring it on ... I guess.
Awesome show this morning Elle, I knew the better sets and the closer camera position would allow you to absolutely shine on tv. I especially like the blue streak in your hair, looks like you've taken a cumshot from a smurf.
(Sometimes I type things and then I think "Really? Is that what I'm putting?").
Once again Elle looked stunning
Liked the blue steak
Elle is looking mighty fine again this morning! Oh those thighs
I know what it's like when you miss a few episodes of your favourite soap and it takes a while to work out what's been going on, so I'll just recap page 32 of this thread for Elle (in case she missed it) ...
I (FS, the brooding and attractive male lead) offered to PM Elle a photo of myself (an offer which I'm thinking of retracting now seeing as the photo I had selected breaks several laws in this country, including the 'trade descriptions act' oddly).
Then, the evil and balding twin brothers (skateguy and rickhardo) tried to humiliate the male lead by posting a fake picture of him (a plot that failed 'cos I only cried for 2 days afterwards and I'm only slightly less attractive than the weirdo in the fake photo).
And the rest is ... well ... a mixture of revenge, vigorous hand activity, beautiful thighs and smurf-cum (aren't you proud of what your thread has become?!?). Anyway, the offer of the photo still stands Elle, just let me know.
Back in the real world, I'll post another series of 'outfit' caps later tonight. I usually set up these caps with a wordy preamble that no one actually reads but tonight I only need to say one word and you'll know which outfit I mean ... and the word is Purple. Oh my.
Excuse me FS, I didn't post the photo. And there's nothing wrong with being bald.