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I think that's my favourite FS - it's gonna take something spectacular to beat that outfit.

Spectacular, eh?

As the 19th century symbolist poet Charles Baudelaire once said ... "Holy f*ck, Elle looks AMAZING this morning!"

Well, something like that. Actually, it was nice of Elle to get us an early xmas gift ... but she might want to re-wrap it 'cos we can see our presents already. I may have to rethink my Top 3 morning show outfits at some point.

Elle, if I am a dog ... it's only because you gave me a bone.

A mate of mine used to say "Hooray for purple" for no particular reason. I know what he meant now.

TY for the picture FS... Its lovely

I thought u would of at least given me a clown nose or something but no... LOL!!

xx

FS,
I took your advice and shouted "Zounds, what mounds!" several times when I caught a glimpse of the ever lovely Elle this morning but the swelling still hasn't subsided, so can I get some compensation to pay for soundproofing or a bribe?? Several neighbours knocked on the door wondering what the hell was going on and if I had joined some strange religious sect or something! I don't think that they believed me when I told them the reason for the outbursts so I'm expecting a knock on the door soon from the police or the men in white coats, though I think they might be coming for me anyway...

Elle,
After seeing you in the purple this morning I think a government health warning is called for, or at least for a warning and disclaimer to be shown on screen before you appear stating the certainty of palpitations and likelihood of other long term effects. It'll at least give the ambulance crews and A&E's a chance to prepare for callouts!

Scoobz

ElleBabe Wrote:I thought u would of at least given me a clown nose or something but no... LOL!!

Clown nose? I thought you had one already? (Ouch! Gotcha again! FS...2, Elle...0 ... please don't hurt me).

Scoobz, I wouldn't worry about the men in white coats ... they've been after me for years. Just keep wearing the tin-foil hat and don't talk to yourself in front of the mirror ('cos it listens). And I can heartily recommend strange religious sex.

Oh, "sect"? My bad. FYI, Elle said she's next on Saturday morning at 5.30am. Let us sing ...

"... On the first day of waiting, Ellebabe gave to me ... something that won't go away even if you hit it ...".

Seeing as it's a while until Elle is back on tv, I'll post a series of 4 black & white images I've created over the next 6 days to help pass the time. Kinda like those multi-part magazine thingys with a free binder (except I won't charge £8.99 a time for 100 issues only to stop making them after about 6). A guarantee of excellence, I'm sure you'll agree. Please to enjoy ...



I'm sure you're bitterly disappointed Elle that I didn't give you a clown nose again. However, just out of frame, you are wearing baggy, colourful trousers and standing next to a small car which has comically fallen apart. Happy now? Thought so.

In case anyone was wondering where the caps are for the winner of 'Elle's Top 3 morning show outfits', the award process has been suspended pending an investigation. Apparently, someone has been using the images for 'masturbatory purposes'. I know, I was shocked too. I'm not going to mention any names, but I have heard a rumour that it was Elle herself (look at the evidence; she never disagrees with anyone when they say she looks hot and she only posts pictures of herself, usually not wearing a lot. What a perv!). Once the culprit has been caught, the caps will be posted.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some photos to laminate ("wipe-clean" photo paper, my ass!).

Does any one know when she's next on?

Forum Style posted on the previous page that; "Elle said she's next on Saturday morning at 5.30am".