The UK Babe Channels Forum

Oh well, have to admit, I dont watch the babe channels very often now. Thats how the highlight vids started as I only manage to record short sections while channel hopping. Will have to check the fv recording to see if I recorded the maid outfit.

Looking forward to seeing you tomorrow Paige hope you enjoy the rest of the day. xx

So anyway, an Englishman, Scotsman, Irishman, Priest, Rabbi, Minister, a guy with a newt on his head, a horse and a dog with its leg in a sling all walk into a bar and the barman says...

IS THIS A JOKE OR SOMETHING?

Too soon?

(28-07-2010 01:38 )Shady Cee Wrote: [ -> ]So anyway, an Englishman, Scotsman, Irishman, Priest, Rabbi, Minister, a guy with a newt on his head, a horse and a dog with its leg in a sling all walk into a bar and the barman says...

IS THIS A JOKE OR SOMETHING?

Too soon?

hahahaah perfect timing!

(28-07-2010 01:39 )paige tyler Wrote: [ -> ]hahahaah perfect timing!

Two very important things in life are a sense of humour and a sense of the ridiculous. It's good to see that you have the former and it's worth remembering that although some things will fit comfortably into either category there are others that belong firmly and everlastingly in the latter. If you get my drift . . .

(28-07-2010 02:31 )Shady Cee Wrote: [ -> ]Another joke anyone?

Imagine how much more annoying I'd be if I was drunk. Eh? Hmmm?

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear,everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...gonna be a bear.

OK, so...

Sleeps a lot -check!
Eats a lot - check!
Excess body fat - check!
Hairy - check!

Bloody hell, I AM a bear!

Well I can't hang around here all night...there's loads of folk still using the forum I haven't annoyed yet!

Surely there can't be that many left by now Shady, no airplane jokes please

There can and don't call me...



Shirley!!!

That is a great blog you done today Paige makes me want to go & learn how to scuba dive so when you going to teach me ;-)