(09-09-2022 14:24 )Tractor boy Wrote: [ -> ] (08-09-2022 23:34 )Carl-Gen X Wrote: [ -> ]…when the barber asks if you want your eyebrows trimming!
Fucks sake.
What about nasel hair 
There will come a time when it gets even worse than that. I can still remember back in the early 70s, being in our local barbers with my Dad, I’d have been about 7 or 8 at the time, and watching in amazement as the really old fella in the barber chair with massive ears (funny how they never seem to stop growing bigger the older you get!) having the hair that was sprouting out of his ears getting trimmed! I don’t know how commonplace that is but I dread it happening to yours truly.
Losing your keys twice in the same day and on both occasions eventually finding them in the lock after a load of fumbling around.
You would think lessons would be learnt from the first occasion but no
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Scenile Snooks
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That reminds me I once drove to an early morning appointment and through slow traffic I noticed people pointing at the car etc. Thought nothing of it, got to the car park, parked up, and as I was just checking around the vehicle before leaving, I saw a set of keys stuck in the boot.
^^^I thought I'd told that one but in the Pissed Off thread
(21-02-2022 14:57 )Doddle Wrote: [ -> ]When the "MILFs" are a similar age/younger than you are.
See the other thread to learn BS' long-server Sarah Louise is a good 2+ years younger than I am
Noticing you have fillings older than 2 of the players in the snooker shoot out.
When at one time I could stay up all night to watch the Australian Open, and now struggle to keep eyes open longer than 30 minutes after the first match starts.
When you realise that they now have security on the doors of Poundland
When Bradley Walsh is talking to his son about innocuous stuff like George Formby and his son is going "I dunno who that is, dad"
Realising that it was 40 years ago today that I passed my driving test. 7th February 1983. 40 years!!! 1983 seems like yesterday to me!
Where the hell did that go?!
(19-09-2022 21:48 )Doddle Wrote: [ -> ]That reminds me I once drove to an early morning appointment and through slow traffic I noticed people pointing at the car etc. Thought nothing of it, got to the car park, parked up, and as I was just checking around the vehicle before leaving, I saw a set of keys stuck in the boot.
When I forget where I put my keys and wake up finding them still stuck in my front door!!