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when you can only wank for 23 hours a day

(26-08-2016 07:34 )Doddle Wrote: [ -> ]I've got that TF film on cassette & book

But I've not seen the actual film

How dare you say that !!!

When you walk into your local, and you just catch, "here comes the miserable old cunt";)

When you find out how far you can go in the bus without needing a piss

When you start to show an interest in costume dramas?!

Looking forward to the shipping forecast to send you off to sleep.

(26-08-2016 16:39 )cwpussylover Wrote: [ -> ]when you can only wank for 23 hours a day

When just the THOUGHT of 23 SECONDS of wanking in a day leaves you exhausted .

having to remove your colostomy bag before personal relations!

your kids sitting up to watch the mcgregor fight, while you're in bed for 1!

Being in B&Q and the woman behind the counter (who was not young incidentally) looking at me in all seriousness and asking, 'are you under 60?'

Fucking bitch

I'm not even 50.