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Feeling Youth have no respect.

Knowing when your too old to go on 'Stictly Come Dancing'...
Tony

When everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

When you fancy the mother more than the daughter.

Understanding (due to experience) everything that everyone here has posted -- that's excepting Dorsett -- I ain't dead yet!

When you fancy a cup of tea, more than the mother or the daughter

When you start chatting up a 'girl' and discover she's a grandmother

(in my defence, she was a young looking 39 and 'only just')

repeating what you've just said

repeating what you've just said

Putting on your dirty old mac, going down the park and....er, I mean, getting old is not realising when you're starting to ramble and think out loud....