Getting old is when the best thing in bed is the cup of tea on Sunday morning.
When your nads hang lower down your thighs every year
(12-12-2013 12:53 )mr williams Wrote: [ -> ]When you start asking "Is this bloody thread still going??
What thread? Who are you? What's going on?
Getting old is when you are asked for your bus pass when you are boarding
When getting a little action means not needing to take a laxative.
Realising your whinging parents where actually spot on when you find yourself repeating all the same shit in these Wtf moments to your own kids.
Realising there's no point in arguing with the Mrs cos she's always right even when she always wrong.
She can be right all day long and I'll think about that whilst balls deep.
Finding out Santa isn't real