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When your semi-annual erection becomes an annual semi-erection!

(18-10-2013 21:55 )oldboy1047 Wrote: [ -> ]when you are not confident enough to wear light coloured trousers

When your dark trousers are mysteriously lighter around the crotch

Your birthday cake gets bigger every year to accomodate the candles....

Reading the comments and praying none apply to you...

You have run out of things to do the hard way.....then say....told U so.....

(19-10-2013 09:38 )Clit Eastwood Wrote: [ -> ]Your birthday cake gets bigger every year to accomodate the candles....

Ah yes, but there is a way around that. This year I'll have one cake with 21 candles and another, different flavour with 22. Two cakes , two flavours, two choices

Followed by one BIG diet sadly!

Being able to convert £ s d into decimal ,without blinking !

getting more and more invites to funerals and less and less to weddings

terrible if you are into older women. Every day your choice decreases

when your christmas card list gets shorter and shorter