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(11-02-2014 23:44 )mr williams Wrote: [ -> ]When your new girlfriend says "there's no need to worry about contraception, I've passed the menopause"!!

When you post something and nearly two years later it comes true.....

...Clicking "New Reply"...
....being momentarily distracted by something else...
....completely forgetting what you were going to post.

It happens to the best of us.....


...what's that ? Another completely gratuitous cap of Cali Garcia ?
I have no idea what you mean....

Coming out of supermarket, and standing wondering where you parked the car Silly old cunt

...letting your world become small enough to think that you have mastered it or such that it's inherent problems overwhelm you. In other words, perspective is needed to avoid this early ageing that has little to do with years on the planet.

(16-04-2016 11:58 )SOCATOA Wrote: [ -> ]Coming out of supermarket, and standing wondering where you parked the car Silly old cunt

I did that once but to make things worse it took me a few minutes to realize I had taken the bus anyway .
Doh .

only wanking 23 hours a day instead of 24

(03-10-2013 16:35 )SOCATOA Wrote: [ -> ]Should I put on my reading glasses for a muff dive

Forgetting what a muff dive is

When the word "Tablet" has more than one meaning....

(16-04-2016 15:09 )ShandyHand Wrote: [ -> ]...letting your world become small enough to think that you have mastered it or such that it's inherent problems overwhelm you. In other words, perspective is needed to avoid this early ageing that has little to do with years on the planet.

When you start to babble

Getting old is...
When your year of birth is no longer visible in drop down down menus and you have to scroll down to find it