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There was something i was going to say, gone out of my head

When you wish the hair on your head grew as fast as the stuff in your nose, ears and arse.

When you go out boozing on Saturday and feel worse on Monday than you did on Sunday.

Walking round Top Man and realising you don't belong there anymore.

Getting up in the morning and not being able to find the dog. Then finding him outside. And you have no recollection of waking up to let him out

(22-12-2017 08:15 )The Silent Majority Wrote: [ -> ]Getting up in the morning and not being able to find the dog. Then finding him outside. And you have no recollection of waking up to let him out

Hope you let him in again!

Remembering your old wank bank stash pre internet pre babe shows!

Buying oblong presents because they're easier to wrap up.

(22-12-2017 14:30 )Doddle Wrote: [ -> ]Buying oblong presents because they're easier to wrap up.

I must be really old then, because I find all shapes of presents difficult to wrap.

(22-12-2017 16:16 )Tractor boy Wrote: [ -> ]

(22-12-2017 14:30 )Doddle Wrote: [ -> ]Buying oblong presents because they're easier to wrap up.

I must be really old then, because I find all shapes of presents difficult to wrap.

Glad it's not just me who is crap at wrapping. Everything I wrap always looks like a tv aerial.

(22-12-2017 19:41 )Carl43a Wrote: [ -> ]

(22-12-2017 16:16 )Tractor boy Wrote: [ -> ]

(22-12-2017 14:30 )Doddle Wrote: [ -> ]Buying oblong presents because they're easier to wrap up.

I must be really old then, because I find all shapes of presents difficult to wrap.

Glad it's not just me who is crap at wrapping. Everything I wrap always looks like a tv aerial.

small & dinky presents then?

The worst instance was about 25 years ago when I bought someone a Pingu-shaped bathroom salts container thing.

I can laugh about it now, I suppose...

(22-12-2017 19:41 )Carl43a Wrote: [ -> ]

(22-12-2017 16:16 )Tractor boy Wrote: [ -> ]

(22-12-2017 14:30 )Doddle Wrote: [ -> ]Buying oblong presents because they're easier to wrap up.

I must be really old then, because I find all shapes of presents difficult to wrap.

Glad it's not just me who is crap at wrapping. Everything I wrap always looks like a tv aerial.

...remembering TV aerials...