The UK Babe Channels Forum

Did i start this thread lol

- watching Celebrity Bake Off
- only recognising two of the "celebrities".

When the highlight of your day is putting a new battery in your hearing aid

When you find yourself sitting down on the toilet only to realise you've forgotten to pull your jeans and boxers down - Fuck me that was close

When you wake up with no more stiff ones, only floppy ones.

Ahaaa!

Listening to smooth radio and finding you like a lot of the songs.

Wishing mirrors had never been invented

Putting on my Jeans or Trousers and then Breathing in Too to Fasten the Top Button up And Receiving a Letter from NHS asking me to book appointment for a health Check I know what that means being 20+20


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Looking at the latest now that's what I call music CD and realising you only recognize two of the songs on there.

falling asleep with the security of your wifes tit in yer mouth. then waking up realizing, your sleeping in bunk beds!.