So I was having a great time watching Michelle Thorne tonight, and oh how I wish I had left it at that. But no, I was tempted into calling Red Light for the first, and unless I hear things have
drastically changed,
last time.
The first minute is the standard "You must be over 18, our website is... write to us at..." nonsense, but then the fun begins. I was welcomed to "Bunny Babes" or something to that effect. After checking I had dialled the right number I listened on. More time wasting as I was told "You're so close, you're on the brink of talking to hot girls". Then comes the menu choices. It said you have to listen to all the options before making your choice after the tone. "Press 9 for housewives at home, 7 for recorded stories, 5 to just list..."
By this point I took a chance and pressed 1, to be told the girl on screen was currently on a call (so much for waiting for the tone). "If you would like to use our eavesdrop service, press 5, but don't worry, you'll be the next to speak to her. I pressed 5, which took me back to the main menu
I pressed 1 "The girl you have chosen", pressed 1 again and finally got in the queue.
By this point I had been on the line nearly four minutes, so decided to wait and see if I could get through. After a few minutes "We are connecting you tSorry that girl is currently unavailable. You are being returned to the main menu"
Pressed 1, "The girl you have chosen", 1 again, silence for a few seconds, "We are connecting you now", more silence, "Sorry that girl is currently unavailable", I hung up
What is in quotation marks is from memory so may not be 100% accurate, but you get the gist. I would strongly advise anyone tempted to
not call this channel until they get a fairer menu, and working phones.