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that awkward moment when your mum innocently waves the phone at to to alert you to a call, you pause for a moment trying to underatand why your brain went there, then proceed to projectile vomit all over the living room floor!

I swear I can't even pick up anything from my phone and remote control to a Mars bar and bottle Coke in a shop without shaking it....

(07-03-2015 01:41 )eccles Wrote: [ -> ]You ring up your girlfriend and press option 1.

This is rather brilliant.

... you can't be arsed to watch hardcore porn on the internet.

A PPI claims firm rings, you press 1 to accept the call and get your cock out.

This happens....

When you remember Lucy Summers for having knock-out nipples and small breasts

....you can't shag your girlfriend unless she holds her phone to her ear...

When the first thing you say when chatting up a woman in the nightclub is "I think you should be on the babeshows"

When your girlfriend has a wardrobe malfunction 'slip' and you immediately worry someone might notice and alert OFCOM .

...You can't walk past the cucumbers in the supermarket anymore without wondering if you should taken one home for the wife.