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Your TV is in full view of the front door. Someone knocks, you answer it but forget to turn the babeshow off. Then realise you couldn't actually care less.

The doctor says the strange marks on your dick are from wanking too much

When you phone up a channel and once u get through to the girl and you ask her to hide and she replies why that and you tell her my girlfriend or wife is coming down the stairs and you don't want to be caught watching these channels
From Dazzler

You know when you have an addiction to babe shows is when you wake up in the morning and instead of watching breakfast TV it's straight onto the babe channels show's u find the best places to hide while at work. Break times you find of instead of making calls to sort out things that need to be sorted out by calls text emails u do a quick call to a babe channel girl to tell them in what u been upto that morning dinner time is spent in Ur car while eating what's left of Ur pack lunch and flicking through the channel. Getting home with your takeaway after work finding out u not got any internet so u can't stream any channels which makes u angry so u end up just watching babe channels on TV instead of Ur phone tablet computer from Dazzler

Your Sky personal planner percentage of available space hits single figures.

I made this think most of us have done it and before u realise the morning babes are coming on