You know you're watching too many Dayshows when....
..you think "Why don't any of the real women I meet stand up in front of me swaying backwards and forwards and wiggling their cleavage at me from side to side while I'm talking to them ?"
^
Strictly on a "non-contact" basis and purely in the course of normal day-to-day situations... unavoidably I have to leave the house sometimes.
(Money only changes hands if a shop is involved.)
Please tell me more Sensei I must know more about meeting real woman - Wash on, Wash off!
^ That's the limits of my knowledge I'm afraid.
(And it's not easy trying to randomly buy a shop off many of them I can tell you that for nothing).
^
Ah, lucky man. The only pubs that let me in these days are full of fat balding middle aged football fans and pensioners.
And though situated well to the North of these fair isles I don't live in Newcastle, so the few women you do see tend to be well covered up most of the year.
you fall asleep thinking this couldnt get any worse. and wake up to suddenly find you missed the best show of the week.
....when you hear references on the news about Madison Ashley and think.."Oh great, that sounds like BS finally had a good 2-4-1 show on and I missed it".
(Babestation schedulers - please take note : seize the day while it's still topical !
Put them on bsx together
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ah! you clever fucker. you just wont 10 internets for that 1...
