...... when you can no longer get excited by a naked female unless she has a bit of pink plastic poking out of one of her orifices and you've had to pay for the privilege of buzzing it.
(I can see younger generations being scarred for life. When they get a girl into bed, they'll be asking in consternation "...but..but...where's your vibratoy?")
^ Well, if you will insist on trying to force one out despite the dismal shows these days, you've only yourself to blame
You watch the teaser vids between shows and namecheck each babe as they appear.
You can see a babe is having a conversation with another babe across the studio, and you search the channel to see who she is talking to.
Your social-distancing female neighbour from a flat up the stairwell starts to do her gym exercises in the shared garden right outside your window and:
-fails to dress sexily
-fails to even begin to strip off said unsexy sportswear
-fails even more to start applying oil or lotion to herself
-fails even more to invite one of her female acquaintances to join her in her workout session (well it is currently illegal m'lud).
Your right arm looks bigger than the left
Your vision has reduced in quality to 480p.
Your phone looks bigger than either of your arms
You get the feeling that there's no meaning to life beyond watching your favourite babeshow babes shaking their arse.