You only become interested in a woman when she looks bored and waves a phone at you, lol. Bars and nightclubs would be different looking places that's for sure, lol
You find it hugely embarrassing having to sit through 3 hours of Red Nose each year with Fearne Cotton waving a phone at you, especially when your gran asks if you have cramp because you keep crossing your legs.
You spend large parts of the day either lying down or having cold showers
When the UK is running short of water supplies due to a certain Mr Rammyrascal
When you ring up a service provider for something, spend twenty minutes waiting and hang up due to being convinced the time out rule will kick in and the call will terminate automatically anyway even though in reality it won't
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I mean some of these companies don't even offer a decent listen in line. They just play irritating music at me instead
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You girlfriend sends you some innocent snaps of her lying on the couch and you automatically post them here with a funny caption.
Yes and on that note eccles.
When members actually find the funny screen cap Thread funny. I mean what next I wonder a comedy porno movie
When the cricket highlights are more interesting.
When you make almost 54,000 posts saying how good the babes were the previous night - Fuck I've really put my foot in it now
(21-03-2015 01:26 )dogman Wrote: [ -> ]When the cricket highlights are more interesting.
And the live cricket seems even more appealing.
New Zealand v West Indies v The Nightshows.
Hmmmmmm