The UK Babe Channels Forum

(22-07-2016 23:20 )M-L-L Wrote: [ -> ]^ I'm just worried about the state of your carpets

Let me know if there are any damp patches on the ceiling

^ I thought that was a leaking washing machine

When you stay up till 3am to see what girls Xpanded put on Freeview, and try to figure out who has the best call stats by the amount of times they are on Freeview

You know you're watching too many Dayshows when.....

...the sight of a fully clothed woman in a public place, holding a phone to her ear, gives you a "twitch"

( WARNING - Do NOT approach her and do any of the following :

- Ask her what her PIN number is
- Ask her where she's put her Cam
- Ask her if she will be changing into hotpants for her next shift )

^ In what part of your anatomy do you get this " twitch " ? If its the eye, thats ok,in other areas it could result in an restraining order.

You know when you read a book and imagine what a character looks like? Well,in the book I'm reading,there's a dark haired lady called Ella & I'm imagining Ella Mai!

In which chapter does she strip off and get oiled up ?

When you notice that one girl always wears the same colour and think how much of a luxury it is that the other 99.9% of show girls change their colours and outfits 2 or 3 times during a show, not just once a decade Kellie O Brian is my favourite!

You have this really weird dream where Candy Charms is trending on the BBC website because she had a nose job in Iran.

(04-08-2016 19:44 )ai1234 Wrote: [ -> ]You have this really weird dream where Candy Charms is trending on the BBC website because she had a nose job in Iran.

Would that be headline news on the BBC too I wonder?