10-01-2019, 20:41
I wonder, any of you guys have a pump-up routine to get ready for Evelyn's final hour tease?
Myself, sometimes I take some B-12 and caffeine pills and do a bunch of push-ups just to get a pump on. Then I run up this big hill in my neighborhood while listening to montage music from Rocky IV. When I get to the top, I yell "EVELYYYYYYYYYNNNN!!!!" and tear my t-shirt off like Hulk Hogan. At this point, a crowd usually gathers and stares, likely admiring my dedication and physique, probably wishing one day that they could be like me.
When I arrive home I strip butt-naked and slather myself in coconut oil to purify and ready my body for battle. From there, I watch a playlist of all my previous Ev booty wiggle footage while at the same time chanting my daily mantra: "Please be booty day. Please be booty day. Please be booty day." This induces a meditative Zen-like state where all non-essential brain activity shuts down temporarily & I just start pounding my chest and making guttural primate noises not unlike this scene from Wolf of Wall Street...
By this juncture, I've missed nearly her entire show, leaving me with a solid 5 minute window to "take care of business" and make a few gifs while Evelyn gives shoutouts to all her lovely callers and the guys who have been keeping her company somewhere else, as well as her husband goatman.
It takes a certain frame of mind. I'm sure you guys do something similar, right?
Myself, sometimes I take some B-12 and caffeine pills and do a bunch of push-ups just to get a pump on. Then I run up this big hill in my neighborhood while listening to montage music from Rocky IV. When I get to the top, I yell "EVELYYYYYYYYYNNNN!!!!" and tear my t-shirt off like Hulk Hogan. At this point, a crowd usually gathers and stares, likely admiring my dedication and physique, probably wishing one day that they could be like me.
When I arrive home I strip butt-naked and slather myself in coconut oil to purify and ready my body for battle. From there, I watch a playlist of all my previous Ev booty wiggle footage while at the same time chanting my daily mantra: "Please be booty day. Please be booty day. Please be booty day." This induces a meditative Zen-like state where all non-essential brain activity shuts down temporarily & I just start pounding my chest and making guttural primate noises not unlike this scene from Wolf of Wall Street...
By this juncture, I've missed nearly her entire show, leaving me with a solid 5 minute window to "take care of business" and make a few gifs while Evelyn gives shoutouts to all her lovely callers and the guys who have been keeping her company somewhere else, as well as her husband goatman.
It takes a certain frame of mind. I'm sure you guys do something similar, right?