20-09-2010, 19:09
WHAT DOES/DID THAT REALLY MEAN? – TRANSLATING THE BABE SHOW LINGO…
I’m sure you’ve always wanted to know the true meaning of all those babe show phrases and terms. Well, be in the dark no longer. It’s all here in the unofficial guide to babe show lingo. The list is not exhaustive, so those with higher knowledge are warmly invited to post additional translations. Hopefully the shows won't take this too seriously. I love them really...
The following is based on viewer perception and should not be interpreted as verified fact.
PHRASE:............“We’re taking the number off the screen for five whole minutes!”
TRANSLATION:.. “We’re putting an ad on the screen for five whole minutes!”
PHRASE:............“Our encrypted line-up is a secret tonight!”
TRANSLATION:.. “Who the hell are this lot?”
PHRASE:............“We're staying on the mics tonight so you can get to know us better.”
TRANSLATION:.. “The phones are knackered”
PHRASE:............"XXX pics! Quantity extremely limited."
TRANSLATION:.. “The camera doesn’t work.”
PHRASE:............“We want imaginative texters.”
TRANSLATION:.. “You'll need to imagine us reading out your texts.”
PHRASE:............“Let me introduce the gorgeous… beautiful… sexy… stunning...”
TRANSLATION:.. “Shit, what's her name?”
PHRASE:............"She’s one of our most popular girls. Get straight through to her right now!"
ADDENDUM:...... “You’ve got more chance of keeping cornflakes in a bowl whilst trying to re-enter the earth’s atmosphere in a de-pressurised spaceship.”
PHRASE:............"I must say that outfit of yours is absolutely beautiful!"
TRANSLATION:.. “Oh, what does she look like?”
PHRASE:............"I’m wearing my very favourite outfit!"
TRANSLATION:.. “Can’t believe they’ve made me put this on!”
PHRASE:............"If you saw anything you shouldn’t have, I’m very sorry."
TRANSLATION:.. “Is that a P45 they’re giving to the cameraman?”
PHRASE:............"She will be getting naked for you!..."
TRANSLATION:.. “Where would we be without optimism?”
PHRASE:............"…Well, she might be getting naked"
TRANSLATION:.. “Jesus, how many pairs of knickers can one woman wear?”
PHRASE:............"Welcome to all our Freeview viewers."
TRANSLATION:.. “Nighty-night, Sky guys.”
PHRASE:............"We will…"
TRANSLATION:.. “We might.”
PHRASE:............"We might…"
TRANSLATION:.. “We won’t.”
PHRASE:............"When I see your arse, I get so horny…"
TRANSLATION:.. “When I see your arse, I think of the boss, and where he can stick his job.”
PHRASE:............"We’re always striving to break new ground."
TRANSLATION:.. “We’re working on an OSG that’s actually bigger than your TV!”
I’m sure you’ve always wanted to know the true meaning of all those babe show phrases and terms. Well, be in the dark no longer. It’s all here in the unofficial guide to babe show lingo. The list is not exhaustive, so those with higher knowledge are warmly invited to post additional translations. Hopefully the shows won't take this too seriously. I love them really...
The following is based on viewer perception and should not be interpreted as verified fact.
PHRASE:............“We’re taking the number off the screen for five whole minutes!”
TRANSLATION:.. “We’re putting an ad on the screen for five whole minutes!”
PHRASE:............“Our encrypted line-up is a secret tonight!”
TRANSLATION:.. “Who the hell are this lot?”
PHRASE:............“We're staying on the mics tonight so you can get to know us better.”
TRANSLATION:.. “The phones are knackered”
PHRASE:............"XXX pics! Quantity extremely limited."
TRANSLATION:.. “The camera doesn’t work.”
PHRASE:............“We want imaginative texters.”
TRANSLATION:.. “You'll need to imagine us reading out your texts.”
PHRASE:............“Let me introduce the gorgeous… beautiful… sexy… stunning...”
TRANSLATION:.. “Shit, what's her name?”
PHRASE:............"She’s one of our most popular girls. Get straight through to her right now!"
ADDENDUM:...... “You’ve got more chance of keeping cornflakes in a bowl whilst trying to re-enter the earth’s atmosphere in a de-pressurised spaceship.”
PHRASE:............"I must say that outfit of yours is absolutely beautiful!"
TRANSLATION:.. “Oh, what does she look like?”
PHRASE:............"I’m wearing my very favourite outfit!"
TRANSLATION:.. “Can’t believe they’ve made me put this on!”
PHRASE:............"If you saw anything you shouldn’t have, I’m very sorry."
TRANSLATION:.. “Is that a P45 they’re giving to the cameraman?”
PHRASE:............"She will be getting naked for you!..."
TRANSLATION:.. “Where would we be without optimism?”
PHRASE:............"…Well, she might be getting naked"
TRANSLATION:.. “Jesus, how many pairs of knickers can one woman wear?”
PHRASE:............"Welcome to all our Freeview viewers."
TRANSLATION:.. “Nighty-night, Sky guys.”
PHRASE:............"We will…"
TRANSLATION:.. “We might.”
PHRASE:............"We might…"
TRANSLATION:.. “We won’t.”
PHRASE:............"When I see your arse, I get so horny…"
TRANSLATION:.. “When I see your arse, I think of the boss, and where he can stick his job.”
PHRASE:............"We’re always striving to break new ground."
TRANSLATION:.. “We’re working on an OSG that’s actually bigger than your TV!”