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Phrase: Come on guys give us a call and tell me what you would like me to do and which positions you want me in.
Translation: Then l will just ignore you and lie here in the same position for the rest of the night.
(20-09-2010 21:18 )tsurugi Wrote: [ -> ]Phrase: I still haven't received your gift yet
Translation: I have but you have such bad taste i just sold it on ebay
or the alter ego of this phrase-
Phrase: Yes I received your gift im sorry i promise ill wear it tomorrow
Translation: Ive been putting it off, no way did you buy that in tiffany's it looks like you bought it in a poundshop
Phrase - "Not long left..."
Translation - Anything between 1 minute and an hour.
Phrase - "And I want to give a shout out to my special guy. You know who you are."
Translation - "I've forgotten your name."
Phrase - "we cannot guarantee connection to an on screen girl"
Translation - "we've been running recorded shows for months on this channel. If you're so busy wanking into a sock that you haven't realised yet, you deserve to be ripped off you Mug".
Phrase - " I've have some very... er... cheeky callers tonight"
Translation - "I tried to think of a word less annoying than cheeky, but couldn't do it. Sorry."
phrase - only 10 minutes leff for these pictures
translastion - in 10 minutes someone will post how bad the pics are on the fourm
so we have 2 take new ones
Phrase - "Sorry guys, but you were so hot my phone just melted."
Translation - "Yes, I'm blaming you (the paying customer), for our phone packing up."
(20-09-2010 21:39 )mark495 Wrote: [ -> ]phrase - '(insert regulars name here)' give me a call
translation - my call stats are low, if you dont i might not get work next week
translation - I've worked out you get paid this day each week/month
(20-09-2010 23:12 )bobek Wrote: [ -> ]Phrase - "over on channel 9** we have the gorgeous, sexy, beautiful ********* "
Translation: Shes on the verge of a breakdown, serves you right you disloyal sods
just stumbled on this thread, absolute class sooooo funny!!!
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