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Phrase - Let me tell you about my pictures, videos etc....

Translation - My phone died.

Phrase - I'm gonna have a chat with the babe on option 2....

Translation - Her phone just died too.

Phrase - We're gonna get on the (new) phone together for a hot, sexy 2-4-1 boys - we've never been together before, and I can't wait to get filthy with her....

Translation - We're gonna lay side by side without ever looking at each other, let alone touch.

Aw damn, reading these posts has shattered another illusion of mine. I thought all the babes on the Adult Channels were cock craving nymphos and to find out their not is the biggest let down since I realised Father Christmas didn't exist.

WHAT Father Christmas does not exist

(23-09-2010 19:00 )tsurugi Wrote: [ -> ]Phrase: The time has come for me to leave the babeshows.
I am leaving to spend more time with my family and to concentrate on other projects so send in your goodbye texts now it will be your last chance ever

Translation: I will leave it a few days and see you mugs on another channel

Translation: I've applied to become a teacher.

(22-09-2010 04:31 )Scottishbloke Wrote: [ -> ]Phrase: Don't go anywhere boys I'll be back in 20 minutes.
Translation: More like 45 minutes.

Translation: I really need a shit, shouldnt have had that curry.
...
Must remember not to bend over.

(23-09-2010 19:34 )Jam Da Man Wrote: [ -> ]Phrase - Let me tell you about my pictures, videos etc....

Translation - My phone died.

Phrase - I'm gonna have a chat with the babe on option 2....

Translation - Her phone just died too.

Phrase - We're gonna get on the (new) phone together for a hot, sexy 2-4-1 boys - we've never been together before, and I can't wait to get filthy with her....

Translation - We're gonna lay side by side without ever looking at each other, let alone touch.

Just like being married!

(23-09-2010 22:07 )alexfury Wrote: [ -> ]WHAT Father Christmas does not exist

A common misunderstanding, heres why:

Phrase - Look at my hot new outfit
Translation - Does my bum look big in this?

Phrase - Do you like me this way?
Thinks - Why does noone ever want to talk about my feelings?

Phrase - Im taking my shoes off and making like a footjob just the way you like it
Thinks - Id like you more if you took me shoe shopping

Phrase - Welcome back
Translation - Have you been seeing other channels? Well have you?

Phrase - just about anything
Thinks - Hey, that needs dusting

Phrase - I'm free - my last caller just finished

Translation - He was panting and grunting then the phone went dead. What if hes having a heart attack? Should I send an ambulance round?


Phrase - Like my tattoo? Its chinese

Translation - Bet I'd get more calls if I had more tattoos. I'll get one that says "I Millwall" cos everyone likes football, right.