Phrase: Over on channel (???) we have (insert girls name here) and she is Totally Naked Guys......
Translation: She is actually wrapped in a blanket and if you're lucky you might get a flash of ankle...
Phrase - "Hi guys my phone is free right now and i'm going for a break soon so give me a call"
Translation "Unless of course you're that freak off the Babeshow Forum who keeps professing undying love for me yet always has an excuse NOT to call me".
Phrase - Hi guys my phone is free right now so why not call me
Translation 1 - Its not as if youre paying if youre a night security guard ringing from the company switchboard
Translation 2 - For Gods sake ring otherwise I have to talk to the looney director. I swaer he'll dress up as Hitler one day
Translation 3 - Please ring before I get another direct sales call. I had a double glazing salesman on the line for an hour yesterday and wanted vallium after. The day before it was some 17 year old girl on work experience selling timeshares, embarrased as hell, and neither of us was allowed to hang up. She rings me and I end up asking her what shes wearing. Is that right?
(05-10-2010 05:12 )Sooky™ Wrote: [ -> ] (04-10-2010 22:13 )eccles Wrote: [ -> ] (04-10-2010 03:13 )Sooky™ Wrote: [ -> ]See above
You havent really got the hang of this thread, have you
If I haven't - then I'm not alone
http://www.babeshows.co.uk/showthread.ph...#pid625984
Are we ever truly alone? Or do aliens watch us from our phones? (Cue X Factor music)
(Sorry, that should have been X-Files. The Cowell would be just too scary.)
(on-screen message - Chat Girls TV) Demi will be back very soon
Translation: PLEEEEASE don't change channels!!! Pleeease?
Don't, no don't...it's Thursday night - you might spot what's happening on Bang Babes... Oh bollocks!
Phrase - "Call me now guys. I feel like getting drunk and you might not see me again..."
Translation - "Please please please please call. We're desperately trying to avoid bankruptcy and there's not a chance in hell of me getting on any of the other channels with my history"