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Phrase: Hi, guys! I thought that I would join the forum so that I could chat with all my fans! Who I just love, by the way!
Translation: I've got a website coming out next month.
Phrase: Our pussy's are wet and we need fucked, give us a call.
Translation: We won't be on air tomorrow night as by that time ofcom will have already kicked us off air.
phrase - '(insert regulars name here)' give me a call
translation - my call stats are low, if you dont i might not get work next week
phrase: thanks for posting on my blog
translated: heres a shoutout now leave me alone for a bit!
Phase: If you send "x" amount of texts the girls will go naked so come on guys get texting.
Translation: you can text till the cows come home you got no chance of seeing us naked.
Phrase: "Okay guys, I'm just going off for a cheeky break to change into something even sexier and skimpier!"
Translation: I'll be back in a bit, with my legs more covered up with netting and mesh and what-not than they were at the start of the show.
Phase: Come on guys send us your pictures we love to see what you look like.
Translation: Fuck me if l have to look at another overweight forty year ugly bastard who thinks he's in with a chance with me l think I'll scream.
Phrase - "over on channel 9** we have the gorgeous, sexy, beautiful ********* "
Translation "why the hell should i send callers to that bitch!"
phrase: im just going backstage to do some private texting
translation: i need a fag, text in to the number and some kid on work experience will send you a generic sexual comment
Phrase - "next week we're moving to our new, purpose built studio with specially designed sets"
Translation - " oh for fucks sake why am i on an old bed in what looks like a building site with shit on the wall tiles"
If you don't get that one, do a bit of channel hopping
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