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Phrase: Don't go anywhere boys I'll be back in 20 minutes.
Translation: More like 45 minutes.
[after receiving a picture message]
Phrase: Oh baby, those abs......and you're so big *giggles*
Translation: Does he really expect us to believe this blatantly googled pic is him?
I remember some guy used to text this in as mr fibble all the time, i forget who though
Phrase: awww, say hi to mr flibble from me as well, big hugs
Translation: wtf is with the texting from a fictional puppet? some people seriously need help.
PHRASE.............. "I'm going on my break but don't worry I'll be back soon."
TRANSLATION...... "Best part of the night, now I don't have to listen to you fucktards."
PHRASE.............. "C'mon boys call me I'm so hot tonight."
TRANSLATION...... "Bloody studio fans have packed up again and it's boiling under these lights."
(21-09-2010 01:32 )paulm27 Wrote: [ -> ]just stumbled on this thread, absolute class sooooo funny!!!
Funny and 99.99% true
Phrase: Helloooo boys!!!! come and get me and don't be shy, l cant wait so call me now.
Translation: What the fuck are you waiting for!!! pick up the damn phone and call.
Phrase: There's less than 10 minutes before i finish guys, call me now!
Translation: For fuck's sake please let me have 10 minutes peace. I've hit my targets for the night and i really can't take the sound of yet another caller slapping his cock off the phone.
Phrase:.........“So, boys; start texting now if you’d like to see me spanking my gorgeous, sexy friend.”
Translation:.. “This’ll bloody teach her to flirt with my boyfriend!”
Phrase:........ “I’ve enjoyed working on the shows, but now it’s time for me to do something a little more ordinary.”
Translation:.. “I wonder how much I’d make if I put literally all my pants on eBay?”
Phrase:.........“It’s great to be back on the shows guys!…”
Translation:.. “Eighty-three quid for a glamour model’s entire knicker drawer? It’s bloody ridiculous!”
Phrase:.........“…And I’m kicking off my return to the shows with a naked section!”
Translation:.. “Got no bloody choice have I?! I’ve sold all my knickers!”
Phrase: The time has come for me to leave the babeshows.
I am leaving to spend more time with my family and to concentrate on other projects so send in your goodbye texts now it will be your last chance ever
Translation: I will leave it a few days and see you mugs on another channel
phrase: Get some hardcore action over on BabeStation Xtreme
translation: We're hoping the fact that we have Lolly Badcock on our books will be enough to convince you that the watered down shit we broadcast is hardcore
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