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Those nobs that have to have every power accessory there is.

Bloke two doors up from me using one of them air compressors to pump up his detestable 4*4 tyres.
Don't get me wrong, some people with physical problems etc do have to use power aids, and I understand thus, but not this nob.
Nothing at all wrong with him.

Some people use 'em to save time, fair enough, then why spend that time looking at the bleeding thing to check if it's reached the right pressure.
Anyway, them compressors are not as quick as a good bout of leg pumping, I've timed 'em.

Can't beat a good bit of leg pumping when blowing your tyres up, good for the heart, blood circulation and the satisfaction of knowing you've done it yourself.

Bet he's got a power accessory to pick his nose for him as well.

Which reminds me of a little ditty, my mum told me, which her dad had told her;

"The witness stood in the witness box
pickin his nose like fury,
rolling it up into little balls
and flickin it at the jury".

Where next, back to me game, I reckon.
Fall the men out, Wilson.

I do 60+ mile bike rides most weekends in addition to 2 hour indoor training sessions 3 times per week. This is in addition to running up & down stairs, crawling through lofts, humping cable drums and all sorts of other shit around during the day.

If I want to use a compressor to check my tyres I will and I don't give a flying fuck who gets upset about it.

If anyone knows of an electric nose picker, point me in the right direction please.

^

Well done that man, someone who knows how to answer back.
That's what I like a fighting spirit.

The prick on the new Coke advert.
" Oh I love furniture blah blah." Nobody gives two shits mate.
Stupid adverts like this boil my piss.
Whoever it is that sits down and discusses what content to put in these adverts needs to be shot with shit!!!

Watching QT tonight, and that condescending cow Claire Perry is really peturbing me. How she can talk down to the audience while having her head up Theresa May's arsehole really grinds my gears.

She is always singing up May's achievements and praises her and you're right she is a right pain in the Brexit!

Martin Tyler (sky football commentator) is really beginning to grate me especially with his shite gags that he thinks are funny, even the co comms squirm when he's on now. Time to pack up Tyler.

Freddy flintoff drives me insane he's fucking talentless.He fancys himself big time how he ever made it I don't know.When he comes on he goes straight off.

Ian Botham in that stupid foot muscle contraption advert. He looks as confident as Theresa May's advisor Money must be tight

At the moment I am managing to perturb myself for being a useless, accident prone twat .

FFS