People that put an * in their swearwords. C*nts
People who can't spell perturbing. What a shower of Twats!
People who add "ya know" four times into every sentence....
People who ride horses on the road, well one in particular
Meet quite a few on the narrow roads round here. You pull in, stop the engine, and get a wave and a thank you as they pass, it's all good
But there's one started coming round with a thing the size of a fucking carthorse, and she can barely control it. Some poor bastard's going to get his car door kicked in, or worse
Adding the annoying slang word for isn't it as 'innit' at the end of every bloody sentence or putting it in the wrong place. Example "Nice day innit" not "I woke up early this morning innit "
People who slurp their tea loudly then go "AHHHH"
Just stop!
Women drivers that don't stop to let you cross the road especially if you are carrying heavy shopping. If I had a kid with me, then yes they would stop but the vast majority don't.
Well I can only say this on women drivers - "I've got nothing against women drivers - they're just like any normal psychopath" - Jasper Carrott
People who say "can I get" instead of "can I have" when ordering food or drink-another influence from across the pond we could do without.