04-12-2009, 15:31
Definitely Chilly. All part of the plan.
1. Want to be a model.
2. Win beauty competitions, local modelling, catalogue work.
3. Don't quite break into fashion world so someone mentions glamour work (possibly some dodgy photographer).
4. Cannot get glamour work as someone says boobs not big enough.
5. Get boob job.
6. Still so much competition and my dad doesn't want me getting my boobs out and neither do I if I can help it.
7. Someone says 'what about the sky channels?'
8. Start on daytimes looking gorgeous and innocent still and gift of the gab helps.
9. Get noticed big time. Lots of callers so making plenty of money for the channel so gets poached twice.
10. The more you tease the more calls you get. Everybody wants you to get your tits out and someone at Elite says 'No, no, no. Give 'em the flashes but don't get 'em out. Keep 'em panting for more!' The calls carry on rolling in.
11. Elite see an opportunity to make even more cash. 'Hey Danica, how about trying 9-11. The callers are randy as fuck but you can handle 'em. 'Yeah sure'. she says been dealing with randy fuckers all my life. How much do I get?'
12. Does a few long shifts with 9-11 slots but the callers are getting on her nerves. "Get yer tits out love!'
13. Starts dating Sugar Daddy. 'Hey Sugar Daddy, how come I'm doing all these long shifts cos I'm sick of it, especially the randy fuckers and why no proper pics, vids or website.' 'Don't worry love, you keep on doing what you're doing for me and the world is your oyster!'
14. Comes back to our screens after mystery illness (latin name 'cannabebotherdus').
15. 'Hey you randy fuckers you can forget the filthy talk but get over to my website for lots of lovely piccys at £3 a pop.' Sugar Daddy says I should keep my eye in just for a bit of extra spendo. No more 12 hours, twice a week for me!
16. Lots of jealous bastards having a pop but it's always been like that.
Or am I just too cynical?
Sorry Danica, I still think you're the best and I love yer really (not that you care)
PS This is a fictional account. Any similarity between this and real life events is purely coincidental.
1. Want to be a model.
2. Win beauty competitions, local modelling, catalogue work.
3. Don't quite break into fashion world so someone mentions glamour work (possibly some dodgy photographer).
4. Cannot get glamour work as someone says boobs not big enough.
5. Get boob job.
6. Still so much competition and my dad doesn't want me getting my boobs out and neither do I if I can help it.
7. Someone says 'what about the sky channels?'
8. Start on daytimes looking gorgeous and innocent still and gift of the gab helps.
9. Get noticed big time. Lots of callers so making plenty of money for the channel so gets poached twice.
10. The more you tease the more calls you get. Everybody wants you to get your tits out and someone at Elite says 'No, no, no. Give 'em the flashes but don't get 'em out. Keep 'em panting for more!' The calls carry on rolling in.
11. Elite see an opportunity to make even more cash. 'Hey Danica, how about trying 9-11. The callers are randy as fuck but you can handle 'em. 'Yeah sure'. she says been dealing with randy fuckers all my life. How much do I get?'
12. Does a few long shifts with 9-11 slots but the callers are getting on her nerves. "Get yer tits out love!'
13. Starts dating Sugar Daddy. 'Hey Sugar Daddy, how come I'm doing all these long shifts cos I'm sick of it, especially the randy fuckers and why no proper pics, vids or website.' 'Don't worry love, you keep on doing what you're doing for me and the world is your oyster!'
14. Comes back to our screens after mystery illness (latin name 'cannabebotherdus').
15. 'Hey you randy fuckers you can forget the filthy talk but get over to my website for lots of lovely piccys at £3 a pop.' Sugar Daddy says I should keep my eye in just for a bit of extra spendo. No more 12 hours, twice a week for me!
16. Lots of jealous bastards having a pop but it's always been like that.
Or am I just too cynical?
Sorry Danica, I still think you're the best and I love yer really (not that you care)
PS This is a fictional account. Any similarity between this and real life events is purely coincidental.