(16-11-2015 23:52 )Censorship :-( Wrote: [ -> ]"I am Woman, hear me ROAR!"
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OR
I am woman, hear me fart when I pull my finger out.
(13-11-2015 20:14 )M-L-L Wrote: [ -> ] She seems quite angry.. I do hope the crew haven't been messing with the superglue and the handcream again
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OR,
She went out for a ring burner before hand and is desperately trying to keep it in until the cameraman switches the camera off so she can run off to the loo.
Hello 10pm my old friend...I've come to talk to you again...
Joy is unconfined
at the return of the study.....
Terrible space planning - as with most babeshows these days, we are all left wondering how on earth are you supposed to get anything out of those drawers ?
(Nudge nudge, wink wink)
Waits for TB punchline......
(17-11-2015 19:54 )saints76 Wrote: [ -> ]She went out for a ring burner before hand and is desperately trying to keep it in until the cameraman switches the camera off so she can run off to the loo.
Judging by the expression she failed.
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See, if I do this , it makes my tits bigger [ Well that should save quite a bit on more cosmetic surgery ]
OR,
Why oh why, when I do this cant I get the snot out of my nose [ maybe I should just try 1 nostril at a time ]
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And hey presto , she tried it with 1 nostril and she thinks great that worked , as snot shoots all over her tits, oh dear, except the guy that has a snot fetish , her calls have dried up , unlike her nose.
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OR ,
I might have this wrong , but ages ago didnt you prove your were not drunk by putting your finger tip on the end of your nose, maybe she is doubly [ or should that be twice as ] pissed and thinks by using both fingers she proves she aint pissed, though with both fingers she did miss the tip of her nose.
OK , I better go and get my coat now.
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OR,
She wants to join Monty Python - The Gumbies and is rehearsing her interview technique , saying , look I can put both fingers up my nostrils at the same time. [ The Gumbies, OK your in }