30-03-2014, 21:30
News just in from the BS1 webstream tonight...
Oh dear...I don't think much of the new recruit for BS...
...if this is the best they can propose to take over from the irreplaceable Georgie Darby leaving tonight ( what a loss ) then BS have really lost the plot...
A BS spokesman said "We have carried out extensive research into our target audience and market research in which viewers have expressed preferences for "less plastic, less botox and less tattoos" and "more ordinary 'lives next-door' looks".
From this, we've decided to recruit presenters closer in the attractiveness scale to the looks of the average bloke at home watching, so as to give the viewer the illusion that if he met the on-screen presenter in real life he might realistically pull" .
So from this we have concluded that the demographic indicates a Frankie Boyle look-a-like as being the ideal new look for our on-screen talent".
Oh dear...I don't think much of the new recruit for BS...
...if this is the best they can propose to take over from the irreplaceable Georgie Darby leaving tonight ( what a loss ) then BS have really lost the plot...
A BS spokesman said "We have carried out extensive research into our target audience and market research in which viewers have expressed preferences for "less plastic, less botox and less tattoos" and "more ordinary 'lives next-door' looks".
From this, we've decided to recruit presenters closer in the attractiveness scale to the looks of the average bloke at home watching, so as to give the viewer the illusion that if he met the on-screen presenter in real life he might realistically pull" .
So from this we have concluded that the demographic indicates a Frankie Boyle look-a-like as being the ideal new look for our on-screen talent".