21-12-2013, 23:00
The XXX Factor auditions...
KIKI (SINGS) : " Staa-aa-aa-ar! That's what they call you. How long you've waited to get where you are ?"
Oh no, shit that was Kiki DEE.*
Oh..well I don't know what she's singing then. Maybe something that goes "BUM BUM BUM DONNY DO WAH ?"
(* For the benefit of our younger readers Kiki Dee had a hit in the early 1980s with a song "Star" which was then used as the theme tune for the BBC TV programme "Opportunity Knocks" : the prototype for all the subsequent "talent show" drivel that infects our TV screens to this day. She had a more famous hit with a duet with Elton John, which was equally irritating, even if you like Elton John)
Hmmm, a joke that requires a footnote is probably flawed. Oh well. But the picture on it's own is silly.
KIKI (SINGS) : " Staa-aa-aa-ar! That's what they call you. How long you've waited to get where you are ?"
Oh no, shit that was Kiki DEE.*
Oh..well I don't know what she's singing then. Maybe something that goes "BUM BUM BUM DONNY DO WAH ?"
(* For the benefit of our younger readers Kiki Dee had a hit in the early 1980s with a song "Star" which was then used as the theme tune for the BBC TV programme "Opportunity Knocks" : the prototype for all the subsequent "talent show" drivel that infects our TV screens to this day. She had a more famous hit with a duet with Elton John, which was equally irritating, even if you like Elton John)
Hmmm, a joke that requires a footnote is probably flawed. Oh well. But the picture on it's own is silly.