(12-07-2012 21:45 )dan g 27 Wrote: [ -> ]No
Have you ever appeared in porn film?
No, but i know 2 people who have.
Have you ever been on Crimewatch?
No (no matter what people say,That weren't me)
Have you ever sought medical treatment for Wankers Fist?
No. There is no cure for wankers fist. (Not even if you get it at Easter or Xmas).
Have you ever walked past a sushi bar and it reminded you of an ex-girlfriend?
Nooo,but if it happens to you again get a bag of chips,it should compliment the smell.
Have you ever masturbated with condensed milk?
No,I prefer vapor rub.
Have you ever fell flat on your face while running for a bus?
Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne, on public transport? Don't be so ridiculous!
Have you ever used a vacuum cleaner for self gratification?
No.Not found an big enough attachment
Have you ever knocked one out while listening to your mates mum having a shower?
(20-07-2012 00:03 )the truth Wrote: [ -> ]Have you ever knocked one out while listening to your mates mum having a shower?
No. Because my mates mum never showered. She stank to high heaven. Bit of a turn off.
Have you ever pretended you are a dangerous dog - just to scare a postman?
Yes,It's essential,I live in Barking.
Have you ever ran a personal best of 75.5 seconds in the 100 metres?
(21-07-2012 19:13 )the truth Wrote: [ -> ]Yes,It's essential,I live in Barking.
Have you ever ran a personal best of 75.5 seconds in the 100 metres?
No, sadly not.
Have you ever gone shopping with a environmentally friendly bag and decided to be a bit naughty and not use it in favour of those plastic earth killing bags instead?