(Ahhh.... Cheeky Monkeys. Those were the days.
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Er, not a physical fight, but a few arguments.
Have you ever "woke up" wandering around town at 3 in the morning (during/after a night out), with a long walk home ahead of you?
oh yes, had many a walk home from the pub in the small hours of the morning, 3 miles! The exercise is good for you!
Have you ever dressed up as a pirate?
Yes, at school. (3 miles? I woke up the wrong side of the river... 6 miles and 4 hours it took to get home...
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Have you ever chatted some lass up, only to go home with her mate instead?
yes... I wasn't fussy
Have you ever wanted to sleep with your girlfriend's sister?
Yes but never did it
Have you ever called your girlfriend your ex girlfriends name by mistake
No, but a girlfriend's mother called me by an ex-boyfriend's name by mistake
have you ever seen your girlfriend's mother topless?
Nope, I'd need a girlfriend for that
Have you ever kissed a stranger under some mistletoe
no I have to be acquainted with them first
Have you ever booked a taxi to take you home from a party, but then missed it and had to walk home?
Yes but I rang them back and told them it never came
have you ever climbed a tree only to get stuck at the top and had to be rescued by the fire brigade
no. i'm not a cat
have u ever ran away from an animal?