(10-07-2012 10:19 )dan g 27 Wrote: [ -> ]Yes, for a few hours
Have you ever had magic powers and used them for evil?
Yes, I ran out of milk and used my powers to get some more. However the rule was if I took this milk then it was to come from an African child who was starving hungry. I had to make a decision... What can I say, I wanted my cheerios and cup of tea.
Have you ever tipped beer away ?
Yes, the non-alcoholic muck!
Have you ever kissed someones butt?
Yep,tongue included
Have you ever murdered a dish and then ran away with the spoon?
(11-07-2012 00:44 )the truth Wrote: [ -> ]Have you ever murdered a dish and then ran away with the spoon?
I frequently murder dishes, that's why i'm banned from the kitchen.
Have you ever been to Button Moon and if so, did you follow Mr Spoon?
I go to button moon quite often. Can you guess what time of the year?
Have you ever tried to harness the power of the Weasel - and then used it to eat unripe watermelons?
No i have not.
Have you ever told anyone that you are a member of this forum or has anybody you know found out and confronted you?
Nope. I can't think of anyone i know who would care.
Have you ever been sexually attracted to an item from Ikea?
Jesus Christ, nnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooo
Have you ever considered appearing on a talent competition such as The X Factor or Britain's Got Talent?
No
Have you ever ran from a taxi without paying?
No
Have you ever fallen asleep on a bus or train and missed your stop?