A drainpipe no, a pair of drainpipe trousers yes.
Have you ever accidentally hit a teacher with a pencil?
Accidentally with a pencil, no, but i did purposely kick one with my foot.
Have you ever been hit by a teacher with a ruler?, Yes i have... Fuckin bitch!!!
No but I have burped and farted at the same time
Have you ever avoided eating just incase it puts off a potential partner
No
Have you ever done time in a foreign prison???
No thank God
Have you ever kissed a man
Not passionately no
Have you ever met Karl-Heinz Rumenigge?
Yes (he was a guest along with several other members of the losing Bayern Munich European Cup Final team 1982 for one of Villa's european games a few years back)
Have you ever met royalty?
No
Have you ever dined and dashed
Yeah, i had a curry & pebble dashed a toilet!!!
Have you ever been to a gay bar, police academy style??? I used to work on the doors of one... & no it wasn't the back doors.