General News Thread

^ Explosive diarrhea.

If you think a man with an artillery Shell up his arse is bad, read this....

https://www.ibtimes.sg/lauren-hunter-dam...fans-61466

I thought it was Georgia, the country, at first.

But yeah, the US. I'm sure gun fetishes are a big thing over there

I see that a takeaway in Oldham has been forced to refund their customers because of complaints that their ice cream is too cold.

Just Eat have changed their policy and offer refund if customers aren't satisfied. But the takeaway think that they are being scammed and aren't happy with the refunds.

Sir Tony Blair. Are you fucking kidding me???

(31-12-2021 22:39 )Tumble_Drier Wrote:  Sir Tony Blair. Are you fucking kidding me???

At least someone has a sense of humour,… a bad sense humour, that is.

(01-01-2022 00:06 )dundeered Wrote:  

(31-12-2021 22:39 )Tumble_Drier Wrote:  Sir Tony Blair. Are you fucking kidding me???

At least someone has a sense of humour,… a bad sense humour, that is.

^ The Queen as the knighthood he has got is in her personal gift & limited to 24 recipients at any time. We can probably safely say that Johnson is unlikely ever to be admitted to that membership

nah he will be fine i mean shes 95 shes only got about 5 years max in her

(01-01-2022 07:56 )HannahsPet Wrote:  nah he will be fine i mean shes 95 shes only got about 5 years max in her

Yeah, and I'm sure Charles is a big fan...

He will likely get it, but not that way. Whichever backstabber succeeds him will want him shunted off to the Lords, out of the way.