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the local 'Big Issue' seller, sings to the tune of 'Jingle Bells'.
'Big Issue, Big Issue. Big, Big, Big Issue'

They start advertising Easter eggs..

You cant get round the isles in supermarkets for piles of crap Christmas Puddings

when the Coca cola adverts start on TV

when the newspapers and milk get delivered on time

when you've got far less choice in birthday cards.

when the music on the old school radio stations get even worse
if i have 2 listen 2 band aid one more time i will kill bob geldof

When the meerkat toys and ornaments start appearing in Santa outfits.. simples.

The Calendar says December 25th*







*too literal?

When Santa Claus brings everyone their presents ... obviously.

(Oi! ... don't you ruin it for me you b*stards).