When the traffic getting home from work gets worse with every passing day as more and more zillions of people do their Christmas shopping
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Bah bloody humbug.
All I want for Christmas is Rachel Taylor.
I don't even need her to be wrapped up
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Naked will be fine, I can warm her up
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Turkey sandwiches start appearing in the supermarkets deli/lunchtime snack chill cabinets.
(This year : before we'd even reached Halloween (October 31st)
When Bob Geldof comes out the woodwork.
You've realised you heard at least one of the following songs for what could be the 100th time in a row during a 24 hour period
Merry Xmas Everybody - Slade
Last Christmas - Wham
Merry Christmas everyone - Shakin' Stevens
I wish it could be Christmas everyday - Wizzard
Fairytale of New York - The Pogues with Kirsty MacColl
Happy Xmas (War Is Over) - John Lennon
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas - Perry Como
It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year - Andy Williams
^^^
You've forgotten Stop The Cavalry - Jonah Lewie
All together now -
"Dub a dub a dum dum
Dub a dub a dum
Dub a dum dum dub a dub
Dub a dub a dum......."
Closely followed by Mel(Smith) and Kim (Wilde) "Rockin around the Christmas Tree"
Being a gloomy old git all year round I personally favour Low's "Just Like Christmas" :
( "you said it was like Christmas but you were wrong....it wasn't like Christmas at all " )
but you don't hear that too often funnily enough
It's Christmas once your skint.
Yes it's time to start emptying your account on all those shitty unwanted gifts
It's OK though, you'll get some shitty unwanted gifts in return
Happy days.
Yeah that's miserable as fuck - boo fucking hoo
Anyway, I know it's Christmas soon because every other advert on TV is Argos, I'm just waiting for it to pop up on RLC, fuck me.
(22-11-2014 15:14 )M-L-L Wrote: [ -> ] You've forgotten Stop The Cavalry - Jonah Lewie
I was trying to forget it! Now it's in my head....before December.
THANKS!
........As soon as my local starts bringing out the cauldrens of mulled wine and mulled cider. Plus, when friends, that lack etiquette, point blank telling me what they'd like this year. Cheeky fuckers.
The BBC shows Easter Parade
When someone creates a thread called "You Can Tell it's Christmas when"