When you have to put sunglasses on when driving at night due to the neighbours competing to attract the attention of passers by in the area*
*in other words anybody within 10 miles of the glow
When my chilblains start playing up. i guess i could be kind and move them to a bigger jar
The radio has to play 40 year old Christmas records, because they haven't produced any recent ones.... because of Simon Cowell and his X Factor wannabees
the binmen start saying good morning!
old people fall over in the street in front of u to give u a laugh!!
TV shows that I watch get taken off air.
They show a Bond film, a Star Wars film or bloody Mary Poppins
When people who can't sing try and make a single (TVXBabes)
But at least they look good
When a famous grouse struts across the screen
