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This made me chuckle the guy who invented the aluminium coffee pot died aged 93. his wishes were his ashes were to be put in a large version of the design he made famous Tongue

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Havent you always wanted to do this A pensioner and a 19 year old after nicking a fire engine and going on a GTA V style Rampage in northern ireland

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/...ageandlink
Woman driving Scooby-Doo themed minivan evades police

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me...story.html
"An Italian maths professor was escorted of an American Airlines flight after a fellow passenger feared his mysterious scribbling on a notepad was evidence that he was a terrorist. Maybe it was code, or some foreign lettering, possibly the details of a plot to destroy the dozens of innocent lives aboard the plane.

In fact Guido Menzio was working on an equation, but the sight of him scrawling odd symbols on a notepad was enough to alarm the woman who was sitting next to him on the flight from Philadelphia to Syracuse and she passed a note to a member of the cabin crew. Professor Menzio was asked to come to the front of the aircraft.

'They told me that the woman was concerned that I was a terrorist because I was writing strange things on a pad of paper.' He succeeded in convincing the authorities that his doodles were an equation and he was allowed to continue on the flight, which left two hours late, without the woman whose suspicions caused the delay."

(Daily Telegraph)
Mum always warned me about burnley Girls Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2089766/ha...assengers/
“We are currently reviewing the CCTV "

I'll bet they are Bounce
Better safe than sorry and all that, but still... Bounce

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017...by-mistake
Reported today on our news

The Isle of Man plan to bring in Microchipping for all the Isle's dog. And owner won't have to have to have a dog licence anymore.

But to stop dogs from fouling they also plan to take the DNA of all the dogs .

Anyone fancy a job in checking the doggy do-do's bladewave
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